Reserve A Spot In Hell ™ sells novelty gifts and related merchandise (collectively, “Merchandise”). Your purchase of Reserve A Spot In Hell™ Merchandise, whether purchased by mail, over the internet, by telephone, in person or by fax, legally binds you and your heirs, assigns, transferees, and personal representatives as follows:
When you purchase and order Merchandise from Reserve A Spot In Hell™, you agree that you are of legal age to purchase the Merchandise ordered. By offering Merchandise for sale, Reserve A Spot In Hell™ does not represent or warrant that purchaser may legally purchase, own or possess the Merchandise ordered.
When you purchase Merchandise from Reserve A Spot In Hell™, you agree to assume all risks related to and/or arising from your ownership, use and/or possession of the Merchandise and agree to indemnify and hold Reserve A Spot In Hell™ harmless from any and all claims brought by any person or entity against Reserve A Spot In Hell™ related to and/or arising from your ownership and/or use or possession of the Merchandise. Reserve A Spot In Hell and its webmasters will not be held liable for damages caused by the viewing our site or purchasing our merchandise. We understand some individuals may be offended but that is not in our intentions.
Reserve A Spot In Hell™ does it’s best to accurately represent Merchandise, through photos, price and description. Reserve A Spot In Hell™ does not warrant the accuracy or timeliness of the materials and information on this site and has no liability for any errors or omissions. We are aware that we may make mistakes sometimes. If you feel we have made a mistake, please Contact Us immediately and we will work with you on resolving the problem.
We at Reserve A Spot In Hell ™ will not be held responsible for any acts of violence, self harm or harm to others that somebody or some peoples might resort to as a result of our products. This site was made to be humorous gag gift and should not be taken seriously. We in no way can guarantee someone entry into Hell. In fact, we have never been to nor are we affiliated with Hell. We also cannot guarantee that God will hear any voicemails sent to us. It is all part of the story that goes along with our product so please don’t take us seriously. With that being said, we would also like to make it clear that we will still honor our 100% money back guarantee if anyone doesn’t get into Hell and wants to contact us for a refund. We do really send you travel kits as described and pictured, though, so you actually get something. The term ‘Hell’ as mentioned on our products and website is in no way affiliated with any religion. We are not singling out, mocking or making fun of anybody. We respect peoples beliefs and do not mean to offend anybody.
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